BLONDES & CANDLES
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: She sits by a candle. Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: She lights it.
BLONDES & BOTTLE CAPS
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? A: The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."
BLONDE BRAIN CELLS
Q: How do blondes' brain cells die? A: Alone.
BLONDE'S CHALLENGE
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
BLONDES IN A CIRCLE
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A: A dope ring.
BLONDE & BRUNETTE ON A CLIFF
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
BLONDE ON THE COMPUTER
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
BLONDES & COMPUTERS
Q: How are blondes and computers similar? A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
CONFUSING BLONDE
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she did.
BLONDE CONFUSION
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her a blonde joke.
BLONDE COUNTING
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
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